Sunday, May 25, 2008

Real Life

This happened on the way to Toronto.

We had to transit in Dulles Airport, Washington D.C. The first thing I did after alighting at Dulles was to empty a very full tank. It was just as I started that these 2 HUGE men came up on either side of me to use the neighbouring urinals.
For the misinformed, there is a common unsaid understanding among guys to always leave at least an empty urinal between you and the next person. It's our code. The exeptions are if you really know the next guy, or there's a long line. Neither was the case this time.
It could be I was too small to be noticed, hence I became the empty space. My bladder made sure I couldn't move out of the way as fast as I wanted to.

It's only funny because nothing weird happened.

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